Dear Killer Nannies
Juan Pablo, Pablo Escobar's son, has an atypical childhood and lives surrounded by hitmen who work as his nannies. He idealizes his father, considering him a benefactor, but as he grows up, he learns that his father is, in fact, a criminal.
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The silence around "Dear Killer Nannies" is deafening. No major trades have weighed in, critics seem to have collectively decided it's not worth their weekend, and even the usual suspects on social media are scrolling past. When a show drops into this kind of void, it's either so aggressively mediocre that nobody can muster the energy to hate-watch, or the marketing budget was roughly equivalent to a coffee run. The few audience murmurs that exist are mostly confused questions about whether this is supposed to be a thriller or a dark comedy. One Letterboxd user simply posted "???" with two stars, which might be the most comprehensive review available. If you're the type who enjoys excavating forgotten streaming oddities or you have a very specific fetish for nanny-based content, this might scratch an itch you didn't know you had. For everyone else, the collective shrug suggests your time is better spent literally anywhere else. Sometimes the loudest review is no review at all.